This may be the first October where NOT wearing a mask is scary. Even the most gruesome, gore-drenched ghoul is just a cute distraction. Bring it Halloween.
“The movie IT has taught us you should never be alone with a clown in a dark bathroom. Leave it to Burger King to flame our fears by resurrecting Ronald in their #CancelledClown campaign.”
“Everyone knows that I have the office sweet tooth, but since Halloween is different this year, I’m upgrading my usual candy corn and supporting small chocolatiers making gorgeous treats, like these Peanut Butter Eyeballs or Chocolate Sugar Skulls.”
“Who doesn’t love a drive-in movie? Whether an old classic or a new pop-up for this crazy year, there’s no better way to watch a classic scary movie. Clue at the Zoo, anyone?”